By: Null of Undefined
Oct 5th 2020
Tags: state of the hornion

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The State of the Hornion Address, October 2020

the state of the hornion

Welcome to the third, and thus far most special State of the Hornion Address! Today is the one year anniversary of horny.moe existing as a site and I'm (nearly) speechless for how far we've come in only one year. I'm beyond thankful for all the support we've received from the horny community.

honeyversary

It's Honey-Bae's birthday! Blow out your candle!


What we've accomplished


We've hit our first Patreon goal of 10 dollars a month.

This allows us to offset a good portion of the basic server costs. Of course as the year went on the scope kept increasing, so while this income isn't enough to be self sufficient, it's much more than I expected us to make in just one year.

live.horny.moe streaming service.

As many of you now know, the streaming service we spun up from scratch to avoid Twitch's content policy is still going strong. There is no set stream time or anything yet, but I broadcast every time I'm playing through a game for review purposes. Tiddys and balls and all.

Nearly 10k unique visitors every month.

Watching the website traffic grow is one of my all time joys. Nearly 10k a month after filtering out Russian bot traffic is far beyond where I thought we'd be at this point.

The genesis of Honey-Bae as the horny.moe mascot.

This adorable cupid-succubus-babe was create by Tofu+Beast, and is now featured on the site, and the horny.moe storefront, which I'm about to talk about in this next bullet point.

Tons of new swag.

The horny.moe storefront has been greatly expanded with art from Tofu+Beast and Jessikajoy. Just about everything Teespring offers is available in our patented fresh and horny style. Pillows, stickers, t-shirts, even face masks since that's the world we live in now. Patrons get a special discount to all items in the store, but for the next week that discount is available to everyone in celebration. Use the coupon code HORNY2020 for 10% off (I'd make it more but I already have the margins set just about as low as they can go)

A special gift to patrons. As a thank you I'll be sending every Patreon subscriber, regardless of tier or length of subscription a special present. Watch your Patreon notifications because that's how I'll be sending out these extremely limited gifts. These products will never be released again, as a small but earnest THANK YOU to everyone who offers support to the site.

Parting Thoughts

Despite all the words I just wrote, I'm truly speechless and grateful for everything this community has done to help, and I hope to be providing horny game reviews for hundreds of thousands of years into the future.

If you have games to suggest, or just want to say hi, please tweet us @hornydotmoe. If you're a patron, be sure to talk to us in discord, we love hearing from you.

If you have editorials to pitch, email [email protected]

Thank you for reading.

~Null