Oct 5th 2020
Tags: state of the hornion
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Recent Articles
- Early Accsex: Orc Massage
Jun 13th 2022 | Editorial
You are a big green orc with a penchant for massage. Your goblin friend encourages you to start a career by offering massages to the local population of monster girls. Your three VIP clients each have their own short story to progress which evolves in to more... attentive massages each time. Are there strict ethical guidelines that every massage therapist must follow in order to maintain their license? Yes, but when these VIP clients want the big green D it would honestly just be rude to refuse.
- Hentai Houseparty: Gyaru Gangbang
Apr 9th 2022 | Review
You are a college aged "loser virgin" who was recently blackmailed into letting 3 gals move into your house. While they start off bossing you around and running the show, once they experience your supermassive junk they become your ever loving sex slaves. But how far can you push their limits? Turns out, pretty dang far.
- Squid Girls 18+
Mar 26th 2022 | Review
You are a young man named Craig. You love money and are great at manipulating people. After a failed suicide attempt you join a contest to win an obscene amount of money. The only catch? Alright you get it. It's Squid Games. We all know the deal. Even if you haven't seen the show you've probably absorbed enough through cultural osmosis to get the gist.
Popular Articles
- Early Accsex: Orc Massage
Jun 13th 2022 | Editorial
You are a big green orc with a penchant for massage. Your goblin friend encourages you to start a career by offering massages to the local population of monster girls. Your three VIP clients each have their own short story to progress which evolves in to more... attentive massages each time. Are there strict ethical guidelines that every massage therapist must follow in order to maintain their license? Yes, but when these VIP clients want the big green D it would honestly just be rude to refuse.
- Last Origin
Feb 29th 2020 | Review
This review is going to be a little different (I know I say that a lot). Last Origin is only available in Korea, and while there is an English patch for the Android version, it only translates most of the menu options. All of the character dialogue is unreadable to me. Because of that, I almost didn't know if I should review this game
- Make It Sexy: Ultra Street Fighter IV
Jan 27th 2020 | Editorial
As stated in my review of Fight Angel, Street Fighter is one of my favorite series of all times. Not only does it have the best (for me) combat system, but it has some of the hottest characters in existence. Fighting games always have the best girls/boys, and this game proves it. But can we make it... sexier?
Similar Articles
- The State of the Hornion Address, January 2020
Jan 13th 2020 | Editorial
Welcome to the first ever State of the Hornion address! The purpose of this post, and future posts tagged with 'state of the hornion' is to provide horny.moe's readers with insight into what we've accomplished, changes to the site, and what we hope to do in the future. So without further ado...
- The State of the Hornion Address, January 2022
Jan 8th 2022 | Editorial
2022 Already? Weird. Time is all messed up now and I'm not confident that it will ever be the same again. But while time keeps moving, we'll keep moving. I hope so at least... To kick off the new year we have a couple of fun new changes to the website.
- The State of the Hornion Address, October 2020
Oct 5th 2020 | Editorial
Welcome to the third, and thus far most special State of the Hornion Address! Today is the one year anniversary of horny.moe existing as a site and I'm (nearly) speechless for how far we've come in only one year. I'm beyond thankful for all the support we've received from the horny community.
The State of the Hornion Address, October 2020
Welcome to the third, and thus far most special State of the Hornion Address! Today is the one year anniversary of horny.moe existing as a site and I'm (nearly) speechless for how far we've come in only one year. I'm beyond thankful for all the support we've received from the horny community.
It's Honey-Bae's birthday! Blow out your candle!
What we've accomplished
We've hit our first Patreon goal of 10 dollars a month.
This allows us to offset a good portion of the basic server costs. Of course as the year went on the scope kept increasing, so while this income isn't enough to be self sufficient, it's much more than I expected us to make in just one year.
live.horny.moe streaming service.
As many of you now know, the streaming service we spun up from scratch to avoid Twitch's content policy is still going strong. There is no set stream time or anything yet, but I broadcast every time I'm playing through a game for review purposes. Tiddys and balls and all.
Nearly 10k unique visitors every month.
Watching the website traffic grow is one of my all time joys. Nearly 10k a month after filtering out Russian bot traffic is far beyond where I thought we'd be at this point.
The genesis of Honey-Bae as the horny.moe mascot.
This adorable cupid-succubus-babe was create by Tofu+Beast, and is now featured on the site, and the horny.moe storefront, which I'm about to talk about in this next bullet point.
Tons of new swag.
The horny.moe storefront has been greatly expanded with art from Tofu+Beast and Jessikajoy. Just about everything Teespring offers is available in our patented fresh and horny style. Pillows, stickers, t-shirts, even face masks since that's the world we live in now. Patrons get a special discount to all items in the store, but for the next week that discount is available to everyone in celebration. Use the coupon code HORNY2020 for 10% off (I'd make it more but I already have the margins set just about as low as they can go)
A special gift to patrons. As a thank you I'll be sending every Patreon subscriber, regardless of tier or length of subscription a special present. Watch your Patreon notifications because that's how I'll be sending out these extremely limited gifts. These products will never be released again, as a small but earnest THANK YOU to everyone who offers support to the site.
Parting Thoughts
Despite all the words I just wrote, I'm truly speechless and grateful for everything this community has done to help, and I hope to be providing horny game reviews for hundreds of thousands of years into the future.
If you have games to suggest, or just want to say hi, please tweet us @hornydotmoe. If you're a patron, be sure to talk to us in discord, we love hearing from you.
If you have editorials to pitch, email [email protected]
Thank you for reading.
~Null