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- Heavy Metal Babes
Jan 15th 2022 | Review
You are the commander of a team of Xen units! Robot women who pilot even bigger robots! At least I think the women themsevles are robots, you create them, but I guess maybe they're like homonculi or something? Anyway they all have big boobs and love to bone down. Lead them against enemy Xen units and achieve victory!
- The State of the Hornion Address, January 2022
Jan 8th 2022 | Editorial
2022 Already? Weird. Time is all messed up now and I'm not confident that it will ever be the same again. But while time keeps moving, we'll keep moving. I hope so at least... To kick off the new year we have a couple of fun new changes to the website.
- SaiIn Rhythm
Jan 1st 2022 | Review
On the morn of your 30th year as a kissless virgin, the prophecy is fulfilled. You become a wizard! Alright not exactly that, you get powers from heaven that allow you to hypnotize and sleep with anyone you desire. Once you're done they'll never remember what happened. All this in an attempt to solve declining birth rates. Problematic? Absolutely.
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- Heavy Metal Babes
Jan 15th 2022 | Review
You are the commander of a team of Xen units! Robot women who pilot even bigger robots! At least I think the women themsevles are robots, you create them, but I guess maybe they're like homonculi or something? Anyway they all have big boobs and love to bone down. Lead them against enemy Xen units and achieve victory!
- Among Waifus 18+
Dec 25th 2021 | Review
I'm going to do my best to explain the plot, but this game is a sever victim of Google Translate. Entire blocks of text are virtually unreadable due to Russian idioms not translating to English in any way that really makes sense. The broad strokes are pretty easy to understand though. You're Kara, a psychologist on one of the first space expeditions for humanity. You and your crew of totally stacked babes have to survive an alien attack, and determine if there's an alien hiding... AMONG US.
- Last Origin
Feb 29th 2020 | Review
This review is going to be a little different (I know I say that a lot). Last Origin is only available in Korea, and while there is an English patch for the Android version, it only translates most of the menu options. All of the character dialogue is unreadable to me. Because of that, I almost didn't know if I should review this game
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- Heavy Metal Babes
Jan 15th 2022 |
You are the commander of a team of Xen units! Robot women who pilot even bigger robots! At least I think the women themsevles are robots, you create them, but I guess maybe they're like homonculi or something? Anyway they all have big boobs and love to bone down. Lead them against enemy Xen units and achieve victory!
- Early Accsex: League of Maidens
Mar 30th 2021 |
You are a warmaiden! A genetically altered super human capable of amazing feats like *checks notes* swing big sword and fly. Also giantess mode. Why not? You must save humanity from an evil force that wishes to exterminate all life.
- Last Origin
Feb 29th 2020 |
This review is going to be a little different (I know I say that a lot). Last Origin is only available in Korea, and while there is an English patch for the Android version, it only translates most of the menu options. All of the character dialogue is unreadable to me. Because of that, I almost didn't know if I should review this game
- Crystal Maidens
Dec 17th 2019 |
When your ship sinks, you find yourself on a mysterious island controlled by evil. By fighting enemies you gather crystals to summon a powerful harem of maidens to fight back. Level up your maidens by flirting and sleeping with them, and free the world from darkness.
- Booty Calls
Oct 19th 2019 |
Your nameless protagonist comes across a woman masturbating in public. But wouldn't you know it? She's actually a mermaid that made a deal with a sea witch to grow legs! (And a 'pussy', she won't let us forget to mention), but we're the only ones that can see her. The mermaid needs you to date and sleep with as many women as possible for, reasons? I guess so she can become a full human? Just go with it, the plot isn't the important thing here.
