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- Heavy Metal Babes
Jan 15th 2022 | Review
You are the commander of a team of Xen units! Robot women who pilot even bigger robots! At least I think the women themsevles are robots, you create them, but I guess maybe they're like homonculi or something? Anyway they all have big boobs and love to bone down. Lead them against enemy Xen units and achieve victory!
- The State of the Hornion Address, January 2022
Jan 8th 2022 | Editorial
2022 Already? Weird. Time is all messed up now and I'm not confident that it will ever be the same again. But while time keeps moving, we'll keep moving. I hope so at least... To kick off the new year we have a couple of fun new changes to the website.
- SaiIn Rhythm
Jan 1st 2022 | Review
On the morn of your 30th year as a kissless virgin, the prophecy is fulfilled. You become a wizard! Alright not exactly that, you get powers from heaven that allow you to hypnotize and sleep with anyone you desire. Once you're done they'll never remember what happened. All this in an attempt to solve declining birth rates. Problematic? Absolutely.
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- Heavy Metal Babes
Jan 15th 2022 | Review
You are the commander of a team of Xen units! Robot women who pilot even bigger robots! At least I think the women themsevles are robots, you create them, but I guess maybe they're like homonculi or something? Anyway they all have big boobs and love to bone down. Lead them against enemy Xen units and achieve victory!
- Among Waifus 18+
Dec 25th 2021 | Review
I'm going to do my best to explain the plot, but this game is a sever victim of Google Translate. Entire blocks of text are virtually unreadable due to Russian idioms not translating to English in any way that really makes sense. The broad strokes are pretty easy to understand though. You're Kara, a psychologist on one of the first space expeditions for humanity. You and your crew of totally stacked babes have to survive an alien attack, and determine if there's an alien hiding... AMONG US.
- Last Origin
Feb 29th 2020 | Review
This review is going to be a little different (I know I say that a lot). Last Origin is only available in Korea, and while there is an English patch for the Android version, it only translates most of the menu options. All of the character dialogue is unreadable to me. Because of that, I almost didn't know if I should review this game
2 posts tagged with "rhythm"
- SaiIn Rhythm
Jan 1st 2022 |
On the morn of your 30th year as a kissless virgin, the prophecy is fulfilled. You become a wizard! Alright not exactly that, you get powers from heaven that allow you to hypnotize and sleep with anyone you desire. Once you're done they'll never remember what happened. All this in an attempt to solve declining birth rates. Problematic? Absolutely.
- Muse Dash
Nov 19th 2020 |
CW: Politics. Muse Dash is about as simple as they come. Only two buttons to press in time (technically four but there are only 2 functions between the four buttons). Press button in time with music to defeat enemies on the screen and avoid hazards. Tons of upbeat music, and characters to unlock. While most simplified rhythm games top out at mildly difficult (a la Theatrhythm Final Fantasy), Muse Dash ramps up the difficulty quite a bit as you advance.
