Nov 14th 2019
Tags: steam, pc, sex sim, maid
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Super Naughty Maid 2
Skip Straight to the Horny Parts
Synopsis
Basically just porn, but you can get it on Steam!
Steam has come a long way in the past year or so when it comes to horny games. You've always been able to blow people to pieces in shooters, but when it came to seeing nipples? Too lewd, think of the children! Steam is so overrun with horny games now that it's almost hard to remember how little there was back then. I can think of no better game (if you can consider it a game) to mark this progress than Super Naughty Maid 2.
Super Naughty Maid 2 is a sex sim developed by KENZsoft and published by Denpasoft. Both have contributed several horny games to the Steam store, many in the VN genre. Super Naughty Maid 2 is different from the rest. Instead of being a VN with sexy images, it's an interactive 3D game in which you have graphic sex with your maid, Leona.
In Super Naughty Maid, Leona teaches the player everything they need to know about sex. As you'd expect, she teaches by doing, not by talking. And that's all there is to the first game in this series. SNM2 picks up with Leona learning that the player is getting married. She takes it upon herself to test them and make sure they're ready for marriage. What is this test you might ask? Sex of course!
It's important to note that the game as downloaded uses mosaic censoring. Luckily there is free DLC you can get straight from steam that removes that. You can also get "Leona's Lewd Talk" which makes her dialogue dirtier. Lots of talk of "Oppai-manko" and things like that.
Horny Parts
This game is a little different than the others I've reviewed up to this point. There aren't really distinct horny mechanics to talk about, so I'm just going to give an overview.
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Starting out
By default the starting position is "titty fuck". You advance the position several times and get different angles, and different voice lines.
After the playercharacter cums, they're given the option of what they want to do next. Whatever is selected starts a new scene.
You can pick whatever you want. There's nothing to unlock, there's no requirement to have Leona like you to access certain scenes. You just pick what you want and go. That's something I'm truly not used to in horny games. They usually make you work a LOT for relatively little. Like I said though, this is much more of a semi-interactive video than a game. For the most part you're just picking scenes, and picking how you want them to end.
When you're finally done, Leona talks about being sad that you're getting married. But that's when you reveal to her that the person you are hoping to be wed to, is her! She accepts and you live happily ever after. Definitely leaving narrative space for Super Naughty Maid 3: Waifu Time.
Additional things of note
This game, weirdly, has Steam cards you can unlock, which just seems wild to me.
Rating
Neutral
Super Naughty Maid 2 is definitely horny. There is no possible way to dispute that, but there really isn't any gameplay. That's fine, this game was clearly made for one purpose and one purpose only, but that does make it a little less fun. It's worthy of note if only because, as far as I can tell, there is not a single game on Steam that is more lewd.