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- Early Accsex: Orc Massage
Jun 13th 2022 | Editorial
You are a big green orc with a penchant for massage. Your goblin friend encourages you to start a career by offering massages to the local population of monster girls. Your three VIP clients each have their own short story to progress which evolves in to more... attentive massages each time. Are there strict ethical guidelines that every massage therapist must follow in order to maintain their license? Yes, but when these VIP clients want the big green D it would honestly just be rude to refuse.
- Hentai Houseparty: Gyaru Gangbang
Apr 9th 2022 | Review
You are a college aged "loser virgin" who was recently blackmailed into letting 3 gals move into your house. While they start off bossing you around and running the show, once they experience your supermassive junk they become your ever loving sex slaves. But how far can you push their limits? Turns out, pretty dang far.
- Squid Girls 18+
Mar 26th 2022 | Review
You are a young man named Craig. You love money and are great at manipulating people. After a failed suicide attempt you join a contest to win an obscene amount of money. The only catch? Alright you get it. It's Squid Games. We all know the deal. Even if you haven't seen the show you've probably absorbed enough through cultural osmosis to get the gist.
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- Early Accsex: Orc Massage
Jun 13th 2022 | Editorial
You are a big green orc with a penchant for massage. Your goblin friend encourages you to start a career by offering massages to the local population of monster girls. Your three VIP clients each have their own short story to progress which evolves in to more... attentive massages each time. Are there strict ethical guidelines that every massage therapist must follow in order to maintain their license? Yes, but when these VIP clients want the big green D it would honestly just be rude to refuse.
- Last Origin
Feb 29th 2020 | Review
This review is going to be a little different (I know I say that a lot). Last Origin is only available in Korea, and while there is an English patch for the Android version, it only translates most of the menu options. All of the character dialogue is unreadable to me. Because of that, I almost didn't know if I should review this game
- Make It Sexy: Ultra Street Fighter IV
Jan 27th 2020 | Editorial
As stated in my review of Fight Angel, Street Fighter is one of my favorite series of all times. Not only does it have the best (for me) combat system, but it has some of the hottest characters in existence. Fighting games always have the best girls/boys, and this game proves it. But can we make it... sexier?
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- Hyperdimension Neptunia U: Action Unleashed
Feb 23rd 2020 |
Hyperdimension Neptunia has been popular in the world of 'cute, and kinda horny' games since the first release in 2010. Action Unleashed ups the ante a little bit by being the first game in the series to include a clothes-ripping mechanic. As you fight through hoards (and I do mean hoards. Too many hoards) of enemies, if you take too much damage, your clothing rips, making you more vulnerable.
- Cinderella Escape 2 Revenge
Feb 12th 2020 |
After the events of the first game, Cinderella is executed for murdering the king. But she was framed by none other than the price! When her fairy godmother brings her back to life, Cinderella sets out to clear her name. There's just one problem; her arms are permanently stuck behind her back due to magic handcuffs. Cinderella teams up with Snow White and others to expose who the real regicidal maniac is.
- BoneCraft
Jan 6th 2020 |
Bonecraft, a parody of StarCraft and WarCraft has you take on the role of the leader of the Space Wranglers. A group of space cowboys that travel the universe in search of pussy of all kinds.
- Onechanbara Z2: Chaos
Dec 28th 2019 |
The player takes control of four women, two in bikinis and two in schoolgirl uniforms. Though they're from two rival families, they team up to save the world from the undead. Did I mention that one of the pairs of sisters are vampires? The goal is to save the world, while chaining together huge combos.
- Senran Kagura Burst Re:Newal
Nov 18th 2019 |
Story follows the lives of 10 Highschool girl ninjas. Five are training at the Hanzo School (good shinobi) and five at Hebijo (evil shinobi). The two groups of girls are at constant odds as the Hebijo seek to steal the Super Secret Ninja Scroll. The scroll will give them unimaginable power, and the Hanzo can't let that happen.
- Akiba's Trip
Oct 31st 2019 |
You are charactername! (In my case the name was Honry) and you're an otaku. You answer a job ad that promises payment in anime figurines, but when you show up, they turn you into a Synthister! Synthisters are people are overcome with material greed. They lose all control and attack people without cause. The only way to stop a Synthister is stripping off their clothes and letting the sun turn them back into humans. (vampire rules)
