Nov 29th 2019
Tags: pc, steam, puzzle, sex sim
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Hentai Asmodeus
Skip Straight to the Horny Parts
Synopsis
Zuma, but with tiddy
Hentai Asmodeus is a puzzle game developed by Hega Studio and published by Mature Games for PC. The bulk of the gameplay is a clone of Zuma. If installed from steam the user has to install the free DLC that unlocks the adult content.
You are a warrior slain in battle. An old man has brought you back to life, but there is a catch. To prolong your life you must consume the souls of five demon lords. These demon souls happen to currently possess the bodies of the five holy maidens. Magical and very busty women.
You must contact these maidens, battle them until they trust you, and then sleep with them. This allows you to absorb their demon energy and extend your life. The story beyond that is completely incomprehensible. Unfortunately the English dialogue is a straight up google translate job. I tried to keep up with what was going on, but after the first two maidens I was unable to figure out what was happening. I think one of the maidens double crosses you, and I'm pretty sure the old man double crosses you. Your character also seems to become evil as he absorbs demon souls, like you'd expect.
The gameplay for battling the maidens is straight up a Zuma clone. I guess that's not a bad thing, Zuma is fun. The difficulty is way too lax though. The game doesn't hide your mouse cursor, so you always know exactly where you're sending the pieces. Once you level up your health and healing a few times, the fights become trivial. If you beat a maiden three times you unlock a foreplay scene, and if you beat them once more you unlock a sex scene. So without further ado, let's get to the horny parts.
Horny Parts
The following is a list of Horny components in this game, in order from least horny to most horny
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Character Models
All the characters in this game are super stacked, and slightly animated.
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Sex
Sex is unlocked after you defeat a girl four times. It's not interactive, but you can advance or rewind the scene. The audio is generally of the girl panting and breathing heavily, but the loop is usually only about 6 seconds which is kind of offputting.
Horniest Part
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Foreplay
I know, it's definitely unusual that foreplay is ranking higher on the horniness scale than sex, but that's just how it is on this game. The dialogue and linearity of the sex scenes make the foreplay scenes really shine. You can choose various actions to perform on different bodyparts. Once you use all your actios in clothes mode, the maiden will strip and you'll have a different verbset. One of which is usually some sort of penetration. It's just plain hotter than the sex scenes.
Rating
Negative
This game had me drifting between Negative and Neutral the whole time, but in the end it just didn't build up enough good will to get a higher rating. The foreplay and sex scenes were well animated, and the girls are definitely sexy, but combining a clone of Zuma, with unreadable dialogue really makes it difficult to rate this any higher. I will at least say that it's easy to skip straight to the sex scenes.
Additionally this game contained a few elements that made me cringe hard. The maiden that is this world's equivalent of Chinese has some very stereotypical music. The same goes for the only black character in the game, whome they gave a tribal theme and gave the option to whip during foreplay. The character gives her consent but it still feels kind of gross since she's the only character for which this verb exists. Regardless of what the creator was going for here, it didn't jive well with me.