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- Heavy Metal Babes
Jan 15th 2022 | Review
You are the commander of a team of Xen units! Robot women who pilot even bigger robots! At least I think the women themsevles are robots, you create them, but I guess maybe they're like homonculi or something? Anyway they all have big boobs and love to bone down. Lead them against enemy Xen units and achieve victory!
- The State of the Hornion Address, January 2022
Jan 8th 2022 | Editorial
2022 Already? Weird. Time is all messed up now and I'm not confident that it will ever be the same again. But while time keeps moving, we'll keep moving. I hope so at least... To kick off the new year we have a couple of fun new changes to the website.
- SaiIn Rhythm
Jan 1st 2022 | Review
On the morn of your 30th year as a kissless virgin, the prophecy is fulfilled. You become a wizard! Alright not exactly that, you get powers from heaven that allow you to hypnotize and sleep with anyone you desire. Once you're done they'll never remember what happened. All this in an attempt to solve declining birth rates. Problematic? Absolutely.
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- Heavy Metal Babes
Jan 15th 2022 | Review
You are the commander of a team of Xen units! Robot women who pilot even bigger robots! At least I think the women themsevles are robots, you create them, but I guess maybe they're like homonculi or something? Anyway they all have big boobs and love to bone down. Lead them against enemy Xen units and achieve victory!
- Among Waifus 18+
Dec 25th 2021 | Review
I'm going to do my best to explain the plot, but this game is a sever victim of Google Translate. Entire blocks of text are virtually unreadable due to Russian idioms not translating to English in any way that really makes sense. The broad strokes are pretty easy to understand though. You're Kara, a psychologist on one of the first space expeditions for humanity. You and your crew of totally stacked babes have to survive an alien attack, and determine if there's an alien hiding... AMONG US.
- Last Origin
Feb 29th 2020 | Review
This review is going to be a little different (I know I say that a lot). Last Origin is only available in Korea, and while there is an English patch for the Android version, it only translates most of the menu options. All of the character dialogue is unreadable to me. Because of that, I almost didn't know if I should review this game
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- College Kings - Act II
Aug 19th 2021 |
For the most part Act II is more of the same from Act I. We have all the same characters, plus a few new ones. Relationships that were just budding in Act I start to bear fruit at this point. You have your first big fighting tournament, there's a fundraiser that involves mud wrestling, and there's more sex scenes to uncover. There's clearly some scenes I'm missing even after putting over 7 hours. I've only unlocked 24 of the 57 available achievements.
- College Kings - Act I
Aug 12th 2021 |
You're off to your first day of college! What a time to be a young man in the modern world. A new place filled with new faces, but unfortunately, also the face of your ex-girlfriend, who you broke up with a few months ago after she cheated on you. Will you take her back? Or will you explore relationships with the many (generally same-bodied) young women on your college campus?
- Otaku's Rage: Waifu Strikes Back
Apr 29th 2021 |
After completing all the porn games on Steam, you suddenly find a new one! But your sister (who is very thicc) shames you relentlessly for your shut-in otaku lifestyle. After falling asleep you awaken in a magical world, in the body of a handsome warrior. There are 4 babes that you have to train with in order to defeat the evil witch who cast a spell on you (why not).
- GHOSTiTS - Paranormal Investigation
Apr 16th 2021 |
After teaming up with a blue big tiddy ghost gf named Matilda, you are a paranormal investigator! Your goal isn't to remove or exorcise ghosts, merely to investigate and understand. Coincidentally, most of the ghosts you run into are _also_ packing some serious heat in the chestal area.
- Isekai Quest
Nov 27th 2020 |
After getting run down by a truck in the street, you are teleported to the world of Isekai! And what are isekais for? Building harems of course. So you set off across the world, unlocking ladies' heart meters so the fall madly in love with you.
- Wish
Oct 18th 2020 |
You are Soma Dakyon. You're a human prince in a world of monsters. The Emperess you serve, Diadora, is a fascist and human supremacist who subjugates all non-humans (knows as 'furries') in the world. On the eve you become a man, you start your war to unite all the races of the kingdom and overthrow Diadora! HELL YEAH BASH THE FASH!
- Being a DIK: Season 1
Apr 8th 2020 |
You are a bright young student who just got accepted into B&R college! You have to navigate classes, pledging a frat, and juggling multiple love interests! But you also have a girl back home to think about. Or do you? You don't really know, but you're doing the best you can!
- Last Origin
Feb 29th 2020 |
This review is going to be a little different (I know I say that a lot). Last Origin is only available in Korea, and while there is an English patch for the Android version, it only translates most of the menu options. All of the character dialogue is unreadable to me. Because of that, I almost didn't know if I should review this game
- Crystal Maidens
Dec 17th 2019 |
When your ship sinks, you find yourself on a mysterious island controlled by evil. By fighting enemies you gather crystals to summon a powerful harem of maidens to fight back. Level up your maidens by flirting and sleeping with them, and free the world from darkness.
- Cockwork Industries Complete
Nov 21st 2019 |
You are Dwayne, the winner of Willy Wanker's Golden Ticket contest. As the contest winner, you get a three day stay at the secretive Cockwork Industries. They are a highly secretive company that specializes in sex-focused body modification. During your stay you can talk to, and hook up with various staff, all while waiting for the release of project fut[ure].
